Welcome aboard, mind you don't trip over the bits of my brain strewn about the place. It's been a busy year. Of course I said that last year. I just found out it's a different year. It's been a busy 24 years.

Okay, the page isn't very mad right about now....

As a matter of fact, you can't really see the madness that is my house, just experience it through lack of updates. :)

Actually, this page never gets much madder than this, hopefully it will get a tad neat as the year goes on though.
This is just, say, the foyer of my mind...
the happenings bit is really where the true horror lies.
I've started the journal.

The kiddles bit is a bunch of cutsey stories about my best buddies,
but I'm still working on that... you can read about Tony and Jamie, two of our first cats,
and Flossie, a little girl that used to visit us.

I hope to get to Simon and Holly this decade...
When I finally get time to scan all the pictures in... *sigh*

You can read about me. It's not very epic.

After many years of doing artsy things with the computers of my life
(then trying to remember what disk the artsy things are on),
I've finally made a place for you to go and check out what I've done.

My stuff is on the web. Yay.

I'll be shuffling things around on my tales from beyond sanity.
It should load faster too. I'm sorry I subjected you to my entire life all at once... now you'll just get as horrified as you want to be.

I hope to add more horror soon concerning the first weeks of LAST YEAR... ugh...

The ubiquitous link to my resumé.

Write to me! Please? I answer! I write back right away! Usually.