What's a "Poozer?"

"Poozer" is a derogatory term that my friends and I use for each other. I think it's originally from some comic book (and if you know which one off the top of your head, you're probably a Poozer!). Some claim that it's an abbreviated form of "Pathetic Loser", though that's less than kind.

I guess everyone has their own definition of "Poozer", so here's mine:

Picture a computer geek with a heart of gold and below-average social skills, who spends entirely too much time at work and/or watching TV, and has one or more hobby interests (like role-playing games, comic books, or even toy trains) that appear to be weird obsessions to anyone else.

That, in its purest form, is a Poozer.

Now stop wasting your time reading this nonsense, and go tell your family you love them. J

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