After a glorious year of Notoriety, the fall NeoPhyte Gaggle was better than ever. Ranks swelled and Holy Temple #3 was hardly large enough to contain the BrotherHood. Bro WhizNoZe, providing the True with copious amounts of brew did pursue SaintHood. After much Bribery, Chicanery, and disHonesty, Whiz was Delegated, Consecrated, and Elevated with Holy Pee as: Pope Impious the 96th of 3.2. Satchel! LongNoze Be Praised!
  However, dissension began to arise within the ranks of the Prudent and Faithful. Certain of the Brothers were getting flack from their well stacked Hairylegs. IE: The Brothers were not Frat Rat Worthy and respectable! Sugestions of Blue Blazers and bonified Enameled Pins of LongNoZe were put forth. Gobble! and Double Gobble.
The Seeds of dissension and rebellion were sown and started to grow. Excommunication of these confused Conformists was discussed. Things were at an impasse and, Lo, Bro WhizNoze during a stupor received a Vision from LongNoze. The only solution was to throw off the outer trappings and return the BrotherHood to it's roots and go Underground as in days of yore and the 2 bit whore. This caused a great uproar and with a Quorum, Holy Temple #3 was abandoned, the Brotherhood splintered, and the Holy Law and Artifacts are lost to this day.
 
  • A series of unfortunate events followed. First incedent: the NoZe's reBeautification Project for the year. A well trodden path that the men in Gray vigilently tried in vain to resod was bi-sected by the BrotherHood with a large pile of manure from Bro A-NoZes family farm to discourage trespass. After a week or so of this pungent statement, the Brothers planted a glorious flower garden. Magnifique!
  Feeling upstaged, the Dean's social affiliation in his underclass years, the Circle Kay decided to place a chain fence around it. Gobble and Double Gobble. This problem was solved with a judicous placement of sulphuric acid at the base of each post. Lo and behold the whole thing started to collapse in about a week or so. The Circle Jerkers went to their Mentor the Dean and cried foul. With a howl, the uptight mite did vow to address the mess and oppress the Blest.
  • At about the same time, Hairyleg Week was underway. The Monthy Rope was renamed the Monthly [ • ] and exorted the indignities placed on nubile Baylor barbie dolls. This highly pissed the Criswellites (of Dallas 1st Baptiste) and his fellow RR Kronies who demanded - with a rise in their levi's - that something be done about this outrage. (Pity da Cripples — Give 'em a Nipple!) Perry, dumbfounded because the NoZe was now fully underground and incommunicado issued a Holy Fahtwa on the BrotherHood and told the Kampus Kops to arrest anyone involved in suspicious nocturnal activities.
  • Spring had sprung and the NoZe decided to draw attention to the Bridge that had become infamous for it's ocassional spontaneous combustion. The Sect did select this object of neglect for their Beauty project next. The event was set and by a stroke of luck the Koppers actually caught a Peeper, creeping around the yearling Hairyleg dorm of sleep. Thus safely out of the way, the Brothers did proceed to finish the deed. Whilst adding the final touches, Brothers Whiz and Saint were sprung upon by the Kampus gestapo and blamed, framed, maimed and thrown in the Wacko PD Slammer . The mean Dean did promise no retribution if the Brothers would but spend a night incarcerated. (Although bail was raised by the Brotherhood and available at midnight.) But alas, he was nowhere to be found the following morning, altho seen wondering around the Kampus and entering his office early in the morning.
  Thus began the excommunication of the two Brothers from the Baylor Baptist Body. Of note at this point: Another attempted Purge was ongoing at the time concerning Hiz Excellence: Dean of Musica, Daniel Sternberg. Deep within the Bowels of the Tidwell Tower of Power, the UnHoly Pastorial Inquisition began the incantation: "That damn Jew has got to go.. ad nauseum". Bro SaintNoZe being of the same heBrew persuation, became thus, target numero Dos on the Pointy Head hit list.
  Threats of transcript trashing, bodily thrashing, and NoZe smashing followed. But the wily Brothers had an Ace up their knickers in the person of the Mostly High (satch) Barrister, Bro MasterNoZe Bates who promptly suggested that a massive deprivation of rights (with the attending Kollarbutton penalty) and false imprisonment would shortly be filed if the Brothers were jested or further arrested and molested. Ah, the power of the Kollarbutton in the Hallowed Halls of Learning! Fearing loss of employ after his little ploy, with no joy Dino realized the error of his ways, recanted - and elevated Whiz & Saint to martyrdom and bid them Adieu to pursue their quest for Hairylegs, fame, fortune, and the Holy Grail.
  Thus the Great NoZe Purge of '65 was diverted. The Baptist Bards were placated and elated with the usual spring roundup of Infidels who were subverted by Holy Water and stumbled onto the Kampus babbling Hosannas and denying the fabrications and allegations by the degenerate Anti-Vice Perry.