BAYLOR KOLLEGE OF KNOWLEDGE
in absentia Bro. Saint (Satchel)
Bros. Report, Bar, Oris, & Neeger
Bros. Rebel & Globe
Bro. Whiz NoZe
Pope ImPious 96th of 3.2: Bored of Graft
MVP, FBU & KoKoKeeper of Holy
Image of Bro. Long NoZe Shoaf
Bros. Rabbit & Flash
Oye ye, Oye ye! Exceedingly rare Assembly of the Fair at
pistle from the The Great Potentate Reprobate, Bro. Whiz NoZe: Pope ImPious
the 96th of 3.2: Bored of Graft, MVP, FBU, & Martyr of the Infamous
Purge of AD 1965.
Harken, All initates, reprobates, and advocates of the Faithful located in the muck and mire of the Bonnie Banks: dba & aka Jerusalem on the Brazos, East Waco Diocese of The Most Immaculate and Supreme, Noble and Serene NoZe Brotherhood.
This being 69 trimesters since the minor ChamberPot Uprisings, this Keeper of the
Faith after having been offended, suspended, and defended (Satchel on Bro. MasterNoZe Bates,
KoKeeper of the Bar) for Krimes of the Pink and Blue kind. Your Martyred tartar has been
been on the trail without fail & mucho ale to find the whereabouts of the Holy Grail. Ever diligent,
no glint, scent, or hint of the Hallowed Archives has emerged since the Great Purge of 65.
(Gobble the fairy queen and obscene Dean)
After much meditation, contemplation, and dedication, there remains but one Truth:
The devout shall shout through the snout, "NoBody Knoz what the NoZe Knoz, Speak Beak"
Ever vigilent, Ale ner'r spent, the Omnipotent
are without fail on the scent of the Holy Grail.
The Great Flush-Out
"..oh give me a home, coming with foam, ...."
The prism of the Schism: criticism, egotism, & barbarism. The great Bridge caper results in
FBU Purge of Jew & Whiz. Gobble and Double Gobble!
"The Linquist Wrote
The Monthly Rope
and Smote the Dopes
with Kampus Jokes."